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Ten Pickup Lines for Church

The primary purpose of attending church isn’t to pick up the cute parishioner in the next pew. That said, church is a place where you’re most likely to find someone who is spiritually compatible with you.

Here are ten fun — and cheesy — pickup lines to use in the church lobby:

1. The classic: “Nice Bible.”

2. The challenge: “Doesn’t the Bible say to ‘greet one another with a holy kiss’?”

3. The brag: “I totally predicted David over Goliath.”

4. The obvious: Make a passing comment about your meeting being the result of “Divine intervention” or “Divine appointment.”

5. The cheese: “Here I am, the answer to your prayers.”

6. The servant heart: “Wanna serve at the soup kitchen with me on Wednesday?”

7. Short and sweet: “Pray here often?”

8. More cheese: “You just broke a commandment by stealing my heart.”

9. The “I’m parent material” line: “Do you know how I can volunteer with the Sunday School? I really love kids.”

10. The smooth one: “King Solomon may have been wise…but I’m more of a one-wife guy myself.”

Have you had any success dating via church?