I had taken advantage of your free weekend 9 months ago after being a single mother for two years.  I was just curious to see what kind of matches I would get.  I started talking to a man named John.  We decided to correspond after the free weekend and when I received an email from him I just about fell off of my chair.  It turns out that he was the brother of my best friend when I was seven.  I had the biggest crush on him.  Thank you eHarmony.  Thank you, thank you, thank you.