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Meet eHarmony member #92325627 A Single Man in Falls Church, VA 47 / Author

Never Once a week I don't have kids


  • Gender: Male
  • Height: 8'11"
  • State: Virginia
  • City: Falls Church
  • Marital Status: Never Married
  • Has Kids: I don't have kids
  • Education: Masters
  • Religion: Wiccan

Falls Church, VA Singles

Hi, I'm a White man, living in Falls Church, looking for a great girl. I have a Masters Degree. I'm 8'11". I don't have any kids, and when it comes to religion, I'm Wiccan.

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More about me

The one thing I am passionate about...

Flying the Death Star to another doomed Rebel planet

I typically spend my leisure time

1. writing incomprehensible mathematical treatises on gas station bathroom walls2. learning everything the Beatles learned about the number 23. teaching bats to see

The three things which I am most thankful for

  1. never having to write anything at eHarmony again
  2. laughing at the eHarmony minimum-wage intellectuals who come up with these questions
  3. skippy creamy peanut butter, Atlas Shrugged, and the meteor that killed the dinosaurs

Friends Describe me as

Articulate, Energetic, Happy, Spontaneous