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Meet eHarmony member #3934093419 A Single Man in Kaylor, SD 39 / Vagrant

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  • Gender: Male
  • Height: 3'1"
  • State: South Dakota
  • City: Kaylor
  • Marital Status: Never Married
  • Has Kids: I have kids
  • Pets: Dogs, Other
  • Education: Did not complete High School
  • University: the mean streets of rural towns
  • Religion: Christian

Kaylor, SD Singles

Hi, I'm a man, living in Kaylor, looking for a great girl. I didn't finish high school. I'm 3'1". I have kids, and when it comes to religion, I'm Christian.

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The one thing I am passionate about...

I'm passionate about womens makeup. yes it its true I'm a man, but there are sooo many kinds of make-up! I find it truly amazing. I often spend an extra half hour or so when shopping because I get stuck looking at the different kinds of makeup.

I typically spend my leisure time

Besides researching makeup...I watch Jersey Shore a lot, and when I say a lot, I mean 24-7 LITERALLY. If you don't like makeup and The Jersey Shore then you aren't for me... but I'm really hoping for the perfect woman here.

The most influential person in my life has been

Clean toe nails, Good makeup collection

The first thing people notice about me

usually its the large growth on my neck

The last book I read and enjoyed

Was a description of things for sale. And the disclaimer for this site, that was a novel!

The three things which I am most thankful for

  1. Womens Makeup!
  2. Keyless entry for Cars.
  3. mechanical pencils, sharpening wood was so dirty

The one thing I wish MORE people would notice about me

The large growth on my elbow, its shaped like Mr. T

Friends Describe me as

Loyal, Quiet, Sweet, Warm

A little more about me

This is a waste of time. Also this site discriminates toward really small people. They do not allow members smaller than 3ft. My best friend is pissed.

I am
Green

What I like to read

Literature & Fiction, Nonfiction, Romance novels

Books I've read

none, on the road, hunter s. thompson books

Sports I enjoy playing

Horseback Riding, Mountain Biking, Skiing or Snowboarding

Sports I enjoy watching

Extreme Sports, Golf, Gymnastics, Other, Skateboarding, Skiing, Soccer, Tennis, Track and Field

Music I like to listen to

nkotb, nofx, hieroglyphics, john zorn, buckethead

Music I like to perform

Country, Folk and Traditional, Gospel, Punk and Hardcore

Movies I like to Watch

Educational

TV I like to Watch

Animation, Comedy, Educational, Reality Show, True Crime

My Favorite TV Shows

discovery channel!, the office, family guy