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Meet eHarmony member #12722800819 A Single Man in Parachute, CO 54 / Commercial Real Estate

Never Few times a week I don't have kids

White

  • Gender: Male
  • Height: 6'0"
  • State: Colorado
  • City: Parachute
  • Marital Status: Never Married
  • Has Kids: I don't have kids
  • Education: Bachelors

Parachute, CO Singles

Hi, I'm a White man, living in Parachute, looking for a great girl. I have a Bachelors Degree. I'm 6'0". I don't have any kids.

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More about me

The one thing I am passionate about...

Do you know how to handle a Nympho...Simple...With both hands and as often as possible...lol...

I typically spend my leisure time

Playing Golf & Skiing

The most influential person in my life has been

NOTE: I'll pay any Lady that lives in Western Colorado $10.00 if they can tell me, in three (3) guesses, what the single most important thing is to a Man in a Dating Relationship.Ladies, do you know what "Jocosity" is...here's one of my favorites... "I use to cry orangeade tears...You must have been a beautiful crier...I must have had delicious tears...Didn't you ever taste them?...Of course not...Why?...It's not dignified to drink your tears...You mean you let them go to waste?...Oh no...Where did they go?...I was crying the orangeade tears for someone else...Who?...Someone special...Why did you stop?...She wa

The first thing people notice about me

Ladies do you know what the "Messiah's Handbook & Reminders for the Advanced Soul" is?

The last book I read and enjoyed

"You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true."

The three things which I am most thankful for

  1. Health
  2. Wealth
  3. Intelligence

The one thing I wish MORE people would notice about me

"Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years."

Friends Describe me as

Dependable, Intelligent, Optimistic, Romantic

A little more about me

If you realized in your reading of this puerility , wit and sagacity that this was a test of your humor and that my sole purpose for all of this flummery was to find some intelligent Lady out there in the universe that has a sense of humor...Remember, "Every person, all the events of your life are there because you have drawn them there...What you choose to do with them is up to you."...And even better, "You can fool all of the people some of the time and you can fool some of the people all of the time and that should be sufficient for most purposes."...LOTFOL!!!

What I like to read

Contemporary Literature & Fiction, Other

Sports I enjoy playing

Skiing or Snowboarding

Sports I enjoy watching

Golf, Other

Music I like to perform

Rock and Pop

Movies I like to Watch

Action

TV I like to Watch

Action, Comedy, Documentary/Non-Fiction

My Favorite TV Shows

ncis, golf, cnbc