Ten Pickup Lines for Church

By eHarmony Staff

pickup lines for church

The primary purpose of attending church isn’t to pick up the cute parishioner in the next pew. That said, church is a place where you’re most likely to find someone who is spiritually compatible with you.

Here are ten fun — and cheesy — pickup lines to use in the church lobby:

1. The classic: “Nice Bible.”

2. The challenge: “Doesn’t the Bible say to ‘greet one another with a holy kiss’?”

3. The brag: “I totally predicted David over Goliath.”

4. The obvious: Make a passing comment about your meeting being the result of “Divine intervention” or “Divine appointment.”

5. The cheese: “Here I am, the answer to your prayers.”

6. The servant heart: “Wanna serve at the soup kitchen with me on Wednesday?”

7. Short and sweet: “Pray here often?”

8. More cheese: “You just broke a commandment by stealing my heart.”

9. The “I’m parent material” line: “Do you know how I can volunteer with the Sunday School? I really love kids.”

10. The smooth one: “King Solomon may have been wise…but I’m more of a one-wife guy myself.”

Have you had any success dating via church?

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